I Respect Women So Much That I Never Have Sex With Them T-Shirt
White / S
$19.99
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I Respect Women So Much That I Never Have Sex With Them T-Shirt
$19.99
Sale price
$19.99
Regular price
A gentleman. A scholar. A legend in his own mind.
This shirt delivers what might be the most misguided logic ever put into bold white letters — and somehow it lands every single time. Self-deprecating, absurd, and perfectly crafted for the guy who thinks he's making a great point and absolutely is not. The ultimate ironic nice guy shirt.
Why you'll love it:
- Bold white block-letter print on a clean black tee
- Soft, comfortable unisex fit for everyday wear
- The perfect shirt for anyone who appreciates deeply flawed reasoning delivered with full confidence
- An outrageously funny gift for your most delusional, lovable friend
The logic is impeccable. The results speak for themselves.
Sizes run true to size. Available in multiple sizes.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |