No Way Thats My Kid I Only Do Anal T-Shirt
White / S
$19.99
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$19.99
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No Way Thats My Kid I Only Do Anal T-Shirt
$19.99
Sale price
$19.99
Regular price
The ultimate disclaimer. The No Way Thats My Kid I Only Do Anal tee is for the chronically unbothered adult who has absolutely no filter and even less shame. Bold white block text on a black tee — a punchline you have to read twice before it fully lands.
Not for the faint of heart, not for family reunions (unless yours is that kind of family), and absolutely perfect for the person in your life who says whatever they want and gets away with it every time. Wear it out and enjoy watching people's faces cycle through confusion, realization, and uncontrollable laughter.
- Unisex fit, true to size
- Soft, heavyweight cotton for all-day comfort
- Bold white block text graphic
- Available in multiple sizes
Zero kids. Zero regrets.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |