Big Dick Little Dreams T-Shirt
White / S
$19.99
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$19.99
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Big Dick Little Dreams T-Shirt
$19.99
Sale price
$19.99
Regular price
One gift from God. Zero ambition. The Big Dick Little Dreams tee is the most honest self-assessment anyone has ever put on a shirt. Bold white block text on a black tee — a four-word biography for the guy who's comfortable exactly where he is and has made peace with that.
Perfect for the laid-back dude in your friend group, a hilarious birthday gift, or anyone who laughs at themselves before anyone else gets the chance. Simple, direct, and impossible to ignore.
- Unisex fit, true to size
- Soft, heavyweight cotton for all-day comfort
- Bold white block text graphic
- Available in multiple sizes
Living his best life. Just not a very ambitious one.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |