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I Eat Ass For Protein Tank Top
$19.99
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$19.99
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Who needs protein shakes when you've got priorities? This bold, no-filter tank top was made for the gym rats, the jokers, and the ones who never take life too seriously.
Whether you're hitting a PR or just hitting different, this tank guarantees a reaction every single time you walk through the door.
Why you'll love it:
- Bold white block-letter print on a classic black tank
- Soft, breathable unisex fit — perfect for the gym or the streets
- Makes an unforgettable gift for your degenerate gym buddy
- Conversation starter guaranteed (reactions not included)
Perfect for anyone who lives in the gym, loves dark humor, and refuses to be basic. This is not a tank for the soft. This is a tank for the elite.
Sizes run true to size. Available in multiple sizes.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.26 | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 25.98 | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening, in | 9.50 | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |