The CIA Killed All My Heroes T-Shirt
White / S
$19.99
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$19.99
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The CIA Killed All My Heroes T-Shirt
$19.99
Sale price
$19.99
Regular price
It's not a conspiracy theory if it keeps happening.
This shirt is for the ones who read between the lines, question the official story, and still show up to the party anyway. Bold, darkly funny, and guaranteed to attract either your people or some very concerned looks — both outcomes are acceptable. Wear it proudly and let the conversations begin.
Why you'll love it:
- Bold white block-letter print on a clean black tee
- Soft, comfortable unisex fit for everyday wear
- The perfect shirt for history buffs, skeptics, and anyone who stays questioning
- An ideal gift for your most woke, conspiracy-minded friend
They can't silence the shirt.
Sizes run true to size. Available in multiple sizes.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |