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War Bad Boobs Good T-Shirt
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A foreign policy most can agree on.
Simple. Clear. Bipartisan. This shirt cuts through all the noise and delivers the most straightforward take on world affairs anyone has ever put into two sentences. No debate needed. No further elaboration required. Just facts, boldly stated.
Why you'll love it:
- Bold white block-letter print on a clean black tee
- Soft, comfortable unisex fit for everyday wear
- The most diplomatically efficient shirt ever made
- A hilarious gift for anyone who keeps things simple and honest
Short sentences. Big energy. Zero notes.
Sizes run true to size. Available in multiple sizes.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |