Whores Get Away I Have An Owner T-Shirt
White / S
$19.99
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$19.99
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Whores Get Away I Have An Owner T-Shirt
$19.99
Sale price
$19.99
Regular price
Taken. Claimed. Off the market and fully documented.
This shirt is for the person who is very much in a relationship and wants absolutely everyone in the vicinity to know it — in the most unhinged way possible. It's crude, it's committed, and it's the kind of couples humor that only the right person will find equally hilarious.
Why you'll love it:
- Bold white block-letter print on a clean black tee
- Soft, comfortable unisex fit for everyday wear
- The most aggressively loyal relationship shirt ever made
- An outrageously funny couples gift or anniversary shirt
Fully booked. Not accepting applications. Move along.
Sizes run true to size. Available in multiple sizes.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |