Why Does Everyone Keep Saying I Have A Big Dick T-Shirt
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Why Does Everyone Keep Saying I Have A Big Dick T-Shirt
$19.99
Sale price
$19.99
Regular price
Genuinely confused. Truly baffled. The Why Does Everyone Keep Saying I Have A Big Dick tee is the perfect blend of fake innocence and zero subtlety — bold white block text on a black tee that plays dumb better than anyone in the room. The punchline writes itself.
Wear it to a party, a pregame, or anywhere you want to be the most talked-about person without saying a single word. Makes a legendary gift for the confident guy in your friend group or anyone who was going to brag anyway and just needed a classier way to do it.
- Unisex fit, true to size
- Soft, heavyweight cotton for all-day comfort
- Bold white block text graphic
- Available in multiple sizes
The humility is really something.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |